"I'd like to know if I could compare you to a summer's day. Because --
well, June 12th was quite nice, and..."
(Wyrd Sisters)
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.

Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in
the woods.

The Call of the Simpsons
For early
Morning
Pep and bounce
A brand new product
We announce
Burma-Shave Lotion (1950)
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.
She kissed
The hairbrush
By mistake
She thought it was
Her husband Jake
Burma-Shave (1941)